no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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