How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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