whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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