Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
