Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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