i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
