We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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