I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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