the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
handjob tips. give me some.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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