Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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