kristin has been a bad kristin
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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