when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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