sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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