So drunk its hurt
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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