I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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