You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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