Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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