dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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