I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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