that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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