Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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