So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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