How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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