I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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