well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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