fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
