My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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