it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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