so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She tied me up with her honor cords...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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