Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Did you pee in the oven last night??
My life is pants optional.
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