Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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