my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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