it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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