I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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