Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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