I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
this hospital has no fireball
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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