the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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