Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it glows. i had to have it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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