There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
