she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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