So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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