What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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