We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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