Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Someone shit on the floor
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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