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if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder

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(516): View more from New York

So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."

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(330): View more from Ohio

He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?

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(320): View more from Minnesota

she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.

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I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk

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