Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?