I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm sobbing to NWA
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