When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow