spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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