i jhust puked up my retainher.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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