I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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