Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dignity is for republicans.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
