have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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