And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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