I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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