so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
